Recently, iO9 ran an article will the supposed titles for the upcoming Avatar sequels.
So far, these are the actual titles:
- Avatar: The Way of Water
- Avatar: The Seed Bearer
- Avatar: The Tulkun Rider
- Avatar: The Quest for Eywa
The first one sounds okay, and it’s rumored to take place underwater so it makes sense. The last one also works within the universe. The Seed Bearer sounds dumb, and the The Tulkin Rider is some gibberish that sounds like a rejected Star Wars Expanded Universe novel.
But it’s much more fun to think of what the titles could be:
Avatar 2: Avatar Harder
Avatar 2: Electric Boogaloo
Avatar: The Quest For More Money
Avatar: Dances with Space Wolves
Avatar: Return to Ferngully
Avatar: The Last Airbender…wait wrong movie
Avatar: Is the that the one with the blue cat people?…when did the last one come out? Ten years ago? Really? Boy James Cameron likes to take his time.
Avatar: Titanic Terminator Aliens
Avatar: Pandora’s Box
Avatar: Rescued by Chinese Box Office
Avatar: Oh wow Sam Worthington
Avatar: Secretly Stephen Lang was the best part
Avatar: We really just want to make more rides at Disney World