Black Friday Shopping: A Field Guide

Leave Early

Parking Spots Are For Losers

Cut In Line

Elbows Are Your Friends

Don’t Just Pick One Lane

Don’t Fall For The Sad Eyes

Go Home

Matthew Donnellon is a writer, artist, and sit down comedian. He is the author of The Curious Case of Emma Lee and Other Stories.

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