Mark Wahlberg recently put up the schedule he keeps everyday. He starts his day at 2:30 in the morning, and ends his day at 7:30 at night. I have no idea why he does this, but I thought it would be more fun to think about what his schedule is really like.
2:30 a.m. Hit snooze because there’s no reason to wake up that early.
5:00 a.m Have my boy Joey from Dorchestah wake me up.
5:15 a.m. Work Out.
5:16 a.m. Take steroids.
5:17 a.m. Continue working out.
5:20 a.m. Eat a snack while working out.
6:00 a.m. Take shower while listening to Good Vibrations.
6:15 a.m. Go to Dunkin with my boys.
6:20 a.m. Tell all the people at Dunkin I only eat at Wahlburgah’s
6:21 a.m. Go to Wahlburgah’s
6:22 a.m. Find out Wahlburgah’s doesn’t serve breakfast.
6:23 a.m. Go back to Dunkin. Get a coffee.
7:00 a.m. Say hi to my kids before their driver takes them to school.
7:30 a.m. Eat another snack
8:00 a.m. Golf.
8:30 a.m. Get high with my boys on the golf course.
11:00 a.m. Work out again.
11:01 a.m. Take more steroids.
12:00 p.m. Lunch at Walhbergah’s
1:00 p.m. Call with Pete Berg about making another movie where I play a blue collah worker during a real life tragedy. Preferably a cawp.
1:30 p.m.Get high with my boys again.
2:00 p.m. Watch Transformah’s again.
4:00 p.m. Wonder if I’ll ever be able to pronounce the lettah r.
5:00 p.m. Wish I was Ben Affleck.
6:00 p.m. Bring home Wahlburgah’s for my family.
7:00 p.m. Work calls.
8:00 p.m. Read script for Transformah’s 15.
9:00 p.m. Bed and dream I was in Good Will Hunting.